THIRSTY THURSDAYS W/ @Jemwolfie

Fellas, I gotta start this post off by asking "do you remember the first nudie you ever got?" Remember that feeling of pure joy you had, like Christmas came early,  weren't those incredible times? You treasured that motherfucker looking at it in-between classes, wondered if you'd ever get another one, wondered how raunchier the photos could get, it was the stepping stone of taking whatever fling you had going on to the next level.

Anyone else remember begging for one or two nudies and you always got hit with the "I'm in bed already" or "the lighting isn't good in my room" or "you'll end up showing this to your friends." Ahh yes the good old days. Well those days have past all due to social media and I'll tell you what, it's a total mind fuck.

There use to be a time where nudies and ass shots were treasured amongst us men. Not to say we don't still value them, but social media has given some woman some serious confidence over the last few years and diminished the value of their own weaponry. Everybody and their aunty out here showing out on instagram and I don't know how I feel about it.

Boobies popping out, ass shots galore, whats not to love? I'll buy the self confidence boost in promoting your "gains" and a lifestyle dedicated to the gym. What I don't buy is the bullshit quote under each photo trying to dig into a deeper depth of philosophy which all comes from the true root of it all "wanting attention" or "thirst trapping." This attention builds a brand, this brand can make some money,  and when you're making money now you're a business. Not that this formula has changed at all, but it just seems like theres so many of them out there. I remember when I first saw Vida Guerra in a magazine and I was like "god damn, how sway?" That was it. A few ass shots, put them in the spank bank, and walk away. Now we get daily posts, updates, vlogs, videos, its sensory overload. Look at me, I'm even writing about it despite the fact I don't want to, but that's the power of booty in 2018.

I dove into the archives of our next THIRSTY THURSDAY nominee and I was truly impressed. She was always super fit, lifting weights, posting yoga poses and gains promoting her curves but I never understood how she came into the mainstream until now. Take a look @jemwolfie

The evidence is clear... she's a baller, a chef, and has an incredible bod which can best be described as "THICK AS SHIT" and if that ain't the holy fucking trinity, I don't know what is. Confidence levels through the roof and she got every right to be. I'm not complaining, I'm just in awe, maybe at the fact she blessed us with some booty. With the pic captioned "not even gonna try and write some bullshit quote look at my motherfukin ass." Power moves on 1000%. I can't hate, I can only masturbate.