Friday, August 24, 2018

DATING IN 2018


Tinder, Bumble, POF(Plenty of Fish), Hinge, OkCupid holy shit the list goes on and on. Welcome to the dating world in 2018. And if I failed to mention match.com well it's because I'm trying to keep some of my pride by not paying for these sites.

If you haven't witnessed the shenanigans that is in almost all of the tabloids, there is a story out there that a tinder girl put on a "Tinder Games" which a bunch of men who she matched with. They all met up at the same place and competed for this girls shall we say..."love." Not only is this super aggressive... it is hilarious! This is the power of pussy ladies and gentleman. 150+ men all competing for some random stranger, in hopes of getting a date with her. As the camera pans around you can hear the chants of "bullshit", the look of bewilderment of each others faces, and the pure skepticism that has arisen from being involved with this girl in the first place.

This "social experiment" has me in a toss up. On one hand I find it hilarious that all these dudes thought this was going to be some super casual, chill evening, and man were they  completely wrong about that. Off rip she just eliminates people by making them stand in a line, "swipe left, swipe right, you got a beard, you're out." The balls on this chick, it's commendable. However, my issue resides in the fact she took no effort to actually do the recruiting. She probably just swiped with whoever popped up on her feed and thus resulting in a huge turn out with minimal reward. Through a series of events and games if you will, she slowly chips away at the victims and her process of elimination comes down to a final three count, to which she lets the crowd decide the winner. A true spectacle indeed. Welcome to dating in 2018. I would love to hear the guy who won this competition side of the story. It  must of been a long day. Wake up amped for your date in the evening only to be stunned and broadcasted competing for a date. But after they had their little date and the dust settled was it worth it? I would probably ask "Bro, how and why did you put yourself through this?" The answer is simple...it makes a great story. If that were me in that circumstance I don't know if I would be ashamed, if I should play along, or just sit back and watch the madness unfold. What a toss up!

Fellas, now as a testament we got to formulate a plan of our own. If a female thinks she is worthy of being your significant other put her through the ringer. It is only right we level the playing field. The dating world is a young mans game and I'm getting to old for this shit. With that being said I leave you with this message.



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